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The dick you go searching for while on vacation. Unlike the boyfriend dick, the vacation dick is usually girthy in size, starting at 9' and up.
"Remember that guy I fucked on the beach last holiday ? He had the ultimate vacation dick"
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Reference to a homosexual man. Was brought upon by a Homosexual professor of mine that referred to all the "action" he received in Greece.. especially due to the fact that he was single. This story therefore lead to the phrase "Vacations in Greece," which thus implies that the person of discussion is of homosexual orientation.
Dude A; "Dude.. did you see that flamer?"
Dude B; "Yea man.. That guy DEFINITELY vacations in Greece."
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Vacation Hair occurs when one is on vacation (to the ocean) and their hair becomes un-ruly, frizzy and fugly.
Vacation Hair can happen to anyone, but is usually seen on mothers and aunts, in other words, women between 35-60, and harshly acknowledged by younger generations viewing the phenomenon.
(Laughs)
Girl #1- look at mom's Vacation Hair !
Girl #2-i know! she looks like a 70's olympic athlete!
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to lick around, or insert one's tongue into, another person's anal sphincter. More commonly used as a compound verb: "to go on a resort vacation".
It stems from the belief that giving "blow jobs", "rim jobs", and "hand jobs" should not be like going to jobs at all, but enjoyable, like going to resorts or on vacations.
Male prostitute: Hey baby, what can I do for you?
Greg: I would love to go on a resort vacation.
Male prostitute: Where's the resort?
Greg: In your nice, tight ass.
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when you go on vacation and have a miserable time, (a big family fight for instance), and about a week after it you can't remember the fight or anything bad that happened and start planning the next family outing talking about how fucking epic it will be to get all 6 brothers under one roof!!!
1) Jim to his bro. Dude, I can't believe our golf weekend turned into a UFC house and Bill lost 3 teeth and the hospital trip!!!
Bro to Jim- Dude wtf are you taking about!! that vacation was epic and I was looking forward to the trip to Vegas!!!
vacation amnesia
1) Jim to his bro. Dude, I can't believe our golf weekend turned into a UFC house and Bill lost 3 teeth and the hospital trip!!!
Bro to Jim- Dude wtf are you taking about!! that vacation was epic and I was looking forward to the trip to Vegas!!!
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the period inbetween two jobs.
THis shlimpop vacation has been carried out for entirely too long...
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A PG-13 comedy movie. Christmas Vacation is a great movie that i would totally recommend. You either love it or hate it.
Can we watch Christmas Vacation tonight?
I love Christmas Vacation!
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