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A great swirling vortex of charm that surrounds Scottish people. Apparently, everyone in Scotland is *that* charming.
Introduced to us on Jan. 16, 2008 on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson and James McAvoy -- apparently to two least charming Scottish people in all of Scotland.
Craig Ferguson: What would you classify as real sex?
James McAvoy: Would you like me to show you?
-laughter-
James McAvoy: Do you know what that was? That was the scottish vacuum of charm!
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A sexual act almost equivalent to the oral sex act "the blowjob", except for the fact that the person performing the fellatio make a sucking noise, such as a vacuum cleaner would make. Sounds include: "Shhlck", "Slllllluuuuuuupp" , etc.
Fred: Yo man, Daphne and I had the best sex last night!
Shaggy: Like, did she give you a blowjob man?
Fred: Dude, she gave me a freaking reverse vacuum cleaner!
Shaggy: Zoinks! That's like, totally awesome man!
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when you suck coochie as hard as the latest dyson vacuum cleaner. it leaves the person trembling and unable to walk for at least a week depending on how many times you do it.
“omg you did the vacuum cleaner 3000 on me, it was so good but i can’t even sit up”
“as long as it was good i’ll be doing the vacuum cleaner 3000 all the time”
Someone who fast-talks a line of canned bullshit, convinced that those who hear it take it as gospel truth.
All the people in the office laughingly referred to the Director of Support as "the vacuum-cleaner salesman" because she was such a transparent liar.
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A retail sales term describing the act of avoiding the use of an actual vacuum sweeper and simply picking up any bits on the floor that can be seen with the naked eye, thus simulating a clean floor.
"This has been a long fucking day on the sales floor...I'm just gonna do a quick Chinese vacuum then go home!"
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Inserting one's ballsack into a 'space bag' whereupon an airtight seal is achieved, essentially 'locking in' the freshness of the ballsack for others to enjoy at their later convenience.
"Dude, I was vacuum-sacking my nutsack for my girlfriend. She gets back in three months and I want to preserve all the goodness for her".
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While youre tongue fucking a hot chick, you suck on her clit with your upper lip, while the tongue is still in motion.
1. I was going down on her and I started doing the Spiker Jr. Vacuum.
2. I was hooking up with this hot chick and she said babe, lets get freaky, do the Spiker Jr. Vacuum.
3. Stephen Max Spiker Jr. (no Joke) He'll do it to you too.