After doing an Alabama Hot Pocket or any familiar sexual act, the crap that you inserted inside the vagina,mixed with cum and vaginal fluids, will start pouring out of the vagina, making a vaginal defecation.
Guy 1: "Dude, Michelle took that Alabama Hot Pocket like a pro last night. and her Vaginal Defecation was more fluid than Niagra."
Guy 2: "Oh man, hope you took it in the mouth like it's supposed to."
When you are engaged in cunnilingus and the female in question squirts directly into your mouth
Bruh, I was eating out Jessica last night and I inadvertently took a vaginal sip
The random process of selecting a female during sexual intercourse when there is more than one female present. The females tend to be of such an attractiveness level that it is difficult to pick one or the other.
Bro 1: Dude, I had threesome with hot girl 1 and 2!
Bro 2: No way! How did you pick who to start with?
Bro 1: I played vaginal roulette.
when you and 4 of your friends are all trying to fuck the same girl. except theres no passing and no rebounds. first one to get his ball in the hoop wins.
this game of vaginal basketball with cindy is getting old. im sweaty, im thirsty, and this old white guy keeps sayin to get my head in the game.
there are 2 vagina holes in the vaginal area! One for sexual intercourse and another so you can let urine out!
some people may think there is 3 - the other one being for female ejaculation but let me tell you this - THEY ARE LYING!!!!!!
''Dude..I've got 3 vaginal holes''
''YOU ARE LYING. you only have 2''
The female version of 'Whiskey Dick'. It is when a woman drinks a lot of pinot and then complains so much, you no longer wanna fuck her. This definition was made famous by comedian Nimesh Patel.
She had a bad case of wine vagine, so I had to put her to bed and jerk off.
A "tramp stamp"-like tattoo located on a woman's neck, often associated with easy access to said woman's vagina.
Guy 1: "Man I really wanna get laid tonight!"
Guy 2: "How bout that girl over there? She's got a vagine sign".