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person one: happy valentine's day
person two: i hate being single
The worst holiday known to single people and men in general. Also known as Single's Awareness Day
I always dread Valentine's Day because I am still single.
Also known as "Forever Alone Day" or "Singles Awareness Day." A day when all the single people are extra sad and all of the couples are extra clingy.
"Ugh, Valentine's day. I'm so lonely."
When you cum into a bowl, then use a used heroine jab to collect the cum.
Buy some caramel chocolate and use a separate needle to dispose of the caramel.
Inject the cum into the chocolate and give it to your valentine!
I gave gracie some special valentine chocolates
a classy blow job.
like a jersey valentine, but given in lingerie. no tramp stamp should be visible. effuses a combined air of hospitality, obeisance, and bearing.
After dinner last night, my wife presented me with a cocktail and a southern valentine.
A "vacation" to "Amsterdam" during "Valentine's Day", that can never be talked about again. It's like "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas", but probably raunchier and less suitable for work.
"Wow, Anat and Shahar really had a Dutch Valentine, eh?"
The act of pursuing saint corpse parts to give america a better life in a patriotic way
Kid 1: Man his presentation on saving america and the saint corpse parts is crazy
Kid 2: Yeah he's such a funny valentine.