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South Australia: Special Victims Unit

The capital city of South Australia, previously known as Adelaide has been officially designated a progress free zone because of the huge numbers of hysterical conservatives who bend over vomiting with rage and indignation whenever a new idea is presented.

Taking the stance that 'this new idea means that they think my old idea is bad'; the people of SA:SVU take such ideas, suggestions, and pleas for some sort of progress as a personal affront to their character - something which they shouldn't do, firstly because it's not how to have an adult conversation, and secondly because they have no character to speak of.

While many cities have their fair share of whinging, tiresome old shits; Adelaide has, because of decades of 'bright flight'; been left with a much higher percentage of shits than other major Australian cities.

SA:SVU is now a toxic hell hole for anyone with more than half a brain cell. Investors go where the talent is, and they're not going to Adelaide, the renewal project is a joke, and the festivals such as Fringe only serve to advertise what you can get in other cities all year round; but can only get in Adelaide for one month a year.

Those not ranting hysterically are making excuses for Adelaide; that a city with a population of 1.2 million doesn't need more business, entertainment, big name artist performance, good governance, or opportunities for young people to do well in their life.

Me: Hey, this bar has got half as many people in it as last year - how about we do something different to bring more punters in?

Special Victim: Well, I don't know why you've made that suggestion; you obviously hate the place. I go there, I suppose you hate me too. Gees, why can't you just accept the place for what it is ant stop being so negative?

Me: I see we're playing South Australia: Special Victims Unit again.

by bigredninja February 13, 2014

228πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Small rape victim Ag

A small defenseless boy unable to escape the evil grasp of his family's horny traditions this young boy gets raped everyday

Oi archie did your dad give you a seeing to last night you fucking small rape victim ag what a nonce

by The one and only gigachad April 9, 2022

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Amber Heard Victim of Johnny Depp

Amber Heard is a Victim of Johnny Depp. Amber Heard is Innocent.
Johnny Depp is a Murderer who killed Anthony Fox. A Team Member's of Depp is also Money Laundering.
Anthony Fox in 2001 was going to testify against Depp, days before he went missing when Fox would have won the lawsuit.
Depp threatens Amber Heard to kill her daily with a 'crime scene’ from others doing what he wants or by himself literally.
Fox's case likely would have shown that Depp and his team were Money Laundering. Sounds like RICO Act is next on the list. People cannot harm her forever without some people globally doing something.
She also won that 12 out of 14 incidents of domestic violence against her were true as the UK judge got threatened... she did get to testify and won, just like Fox, a cold case, would have.

Amber Heard Victim of Johnny Depp gets reminded daily about Missing Anthony Fox like Depp's Staff.
Johnny Depp Murders Anthony Fox, and tries to Murder Amber Heard. Money Laundering and Organized Crime with RICO Act is serious. Staff are still intimidated years later about going 'missing'

You should be glad how well Amber Heard is doing without any help.

by Camera Roy September 19, 2021

5πŸ‘ 178πŸ‘Ž


Skunk Victim

A person who has fallen casualty due to the effects of smoking too much weed.

symptoms include: passing out, throwing up, staring into space, tripping, randomly falling asleep, making simple things hard, and generally doing and/or saying something really dumb.

Chris sparked up a fat joint with friends then fell asleep in his mates room with it still in his hand...

his mates could clearly see he'd become a 'skunk victim'

by Revolvo October 11, 2009


Victim Blaming

Nooo I'm not blaming the victims. I'm just not blaming the perpetrators. Which is what you want me to do and BECAUSE I'M NOT... You're using that as justification for your antipathy towards me.

Hym "Noooo... You want a thing that is a 'parent problem' to be an everybody problem but if I were to apply that to literally anything else (say, me not getting my dick sucked) you would reject it. It's funny too because I couldn't be any more ambivalent about it and I've done more to stop it than any of you EVER COULD. (πŸ‘ˆ That one there is for The Homelander) So, no. No victim blaming here.

by Hym Iam March 22, 2023


Victim Whore

One who always claims to be, or even instigates situations in order to be a victim.

The Victim Whore will do whatever it takes in order to accrue sympathy , thus gaining a measure of power and control.

by Mattatma Gandhi April 3, 2018


Gear victim

Ugly Whore

β€œAnswer me you gear victim”

by Ellie Meegan April 18, 2021