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Filthy walnut

When a women puts dirty nuts in her mouth.

Oh my god I can't believe I ate that filthy walnut!

by Pecan sandie March 9, 2016


Soggy Walnuts

When a man's testicles get wet from using the toilet for a bowel movement. Either from water being backed up too high, or a small toilet was used. More commonly the testicles could be too big or hang into the water.

"That old man's balls hang down so low he must get soggy walnuts when he shits"

by Captain Manary September 6, 2020


Shaggy walnut

Scrotum

Stanley thought it would be funny to cut a hole in the wooden bowl of mixed nuts and poke his bollocks through. Auntie Beryl nearly had a cardiac arrest when she pulled out a Brazil, a couple of almonds and his shaggy walnut! He did when she took the nutcracker to it!

by Nuphagus April 12, 2020


the walnut cult

the act of getting pelted with walnuts and hanging out at mcdonald’s most fridays.

Hey, did you see The Walnut Cult at McDonald’s yesterday! One kid did a kick flip off of the table!

by draco milfboy September 26, 2020


mr walnut

a fun person to be around (most of the time)

omg look its mr walnut

by 씨발 November 30, 2021


Walnut

Walnut, a nickname for the most beautiful and perfect person in the world. She doesn't know that though.

One day I will marry walnut, I love you walnut.

by Donethat03 August 5, 2021


Walnut

A Cookie Run “story game” uploader that stole their ex’s idea for one of their newest posts. They consume more Milanesa than the average Italian consumes pasta in approximately 72 hours and tend to listen to twink music
They are also wanted in twenty three countries and possess two deadly mexican behaving sisters that concern half of the Argentinian population that is aware of their existence
But are quite cutesy

“Did you see Walnut’s newest post?”
“Yeah, how many gallons of water does bro expect me to drink??”

by Rate wer!! Wink wink July 14, 2023