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British origin; created in conjunction with the original term 'wanker'. Used to describe someone who masturbates stallions, even within job description of one who collects semen from a stallion.
Other sayings commonly used in the same context are; "Poke in a pig", "screwing the pooch" and "Sticking the fleece"
"Thats John, our new horse wanker. terrible thing that happened to our last."
Sam loves wanking in rivers its 1 of his many pastimes and really turns him on he may also flash his cock at you if he even has 1
After having a wank, realising that the best scenes in the porno clip were further on.
"Hey dude you coming out?"
"I don't know really, I'm suffering from wanker's depression right now."
"Fuck sake. You and your premature ejaculation!"
The term given to one who thinks they are the expert in everything beer related. Much like a wine connoisseur, though this arsehole individual differs in the way that they won't actually suggest a tastier beverage, just tell you that the one that you're drinking is shit.
BW: Hey dude, is that a Budweiser you've got there?
You: Sure is man, why do you ask?
BW: Budweiser is shit, all lagers are shit, ale is shit and so is stout.
You: Thanks beer wanker.
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A Wondering Wanker is a person who engages in the simple act of flogging the dolphin in a public restroom, department store changing room, or other random public place. Normally the Wondering Wanker is always horny and gives no regard to where he sprays his baby gravy.
Bro 1: Dude, I was dropping a grumpy at the crapper in Best Buy the other day and I think the guy in the next stall was whacking it!
Bro 2: Oh gross, you were sitting next to a Wondering Wanker...
Perjorative term used to describe wankers that take buses, generally shouted out of a car window while driving past.
I might be a bus wanker, but at least I don't drive that gay yellow car.
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The flabby upper arm fat that moves up and down when in the moment of a tense wank
Lol look at my wankers wings , the faster I wank the more it flaps, they're take off in a minute
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