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Being paid good money to do nothing and essentially waste one's life away.
Another term for this is "golden handcuffs".
Man, this job is akin to being paid to sit in a chair and be on the lookout for the loch Ness monster. Hence, Nessie watch.
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An item or object that appears at first to have extraordinary value, but later turns out to be a false or fake knock-off. At the 2005 MTV Video Music Awards the artist P. Diddy gave an audience member a extremely expensive watch. It is rumored that during the commercial break, Diddy's security replaced the watch with a cheap knockoff. The Phrase was first created on the 7th Episode of the Podcast "Who's Your Daddy".
Aaron: hey Cliff I just bought a new car on Monday, and on Tuesday it broke down.
Cliff: So you got a Diddy Watch.
Aaron: Yeah, that crappy sales guy Diddy Watched me good
Cliff: What a jerk!
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Cockney rhyming sland for Scotch whisky
I'll have a gold watch and fisherman's daughter, mind the Vincent
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to read a plot of a tv show/movie of Wikipedia instead of watching it
Person A: "Do you wanna see a movie tonight?"
Person B: "Sure, What about 'Peter in the world'?"
Person A: "Nah, looks stupid."
Person B:"Alright I'll just Wiki-Watch it later.."
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Person A: "Hey, Did you see the new 'Harry Potter' movie?"
Person B: "I haven't got a chance to see the movie but I wiki-watched it."
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A party trick, whereby you fool the victim into looking at your penis stretched around your wrist. Usually done while drunk. Originated in Bloomsburg PA in the mid 1990's
Hey ladies, you wanna see my grandfather's watch? Hold on, lemme turn around and put it on real quick...
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this is the current alternate name for sexual intercourse, aka fanta, getting jiggy with it, etc.
As Gerard exclaimed that he was "watching Seinfeld" with his female friend, his friends begged him to spare the details.
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When the pleasure you get watching something on TV comes from your hatred of it.
It's really sad that I learned that technique from hate watching Toddler's & Tiaras
So I was hate watching this liberal/conservative talk show the other day, and the host wouldn't stop talking about healthcare!
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