Wax Cult

The act of dripping hot candle wax into the butt-hole of a sexual partner.

Johnny gave Jenny the wax cult last night and burned her butt hole nicely

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Waxing gibbous

The name used to call a certain Finley courtier when he gets loud. Can be used in conjunction with ‘your fat’ or ‘fucking whale’ for maximum effect.

Beck: hey fin wattup u waxing gibbous

Fin: hey that’s so mean I only gained 25kg over lockdown what the hell man

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wax the plank

act of sucking a dick and or jacking it off... it's a pirate term of course but who cares, used commonly now adays by renegade pirates O.o....

hey there matey, wanna wax the plank?

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Purple wax

1. A vinyl record that is purple.

2. Blood mixed with cum from a dark skin chick on your dick from fuckin her doggystyle while she on the rag.

1. Yo the Dj need to play that Raekwon "Only built for Cuban linx", I gotta see him mess with that Purple wax!

2. Kevin: You should get it in with Leslie, she got mad cake.

Mike: Facts bro! My girl Cindy on the rag right now and I ain't jackin off!

Kevin: Niggah you soft. Ima playah! My girl on the rag too but I'm throwin on the jimmy tappin Sarah and Leslie Sister Tara then goin home to get fuck my girl.

Mike: lmao ya girl a freak so I know she gonna suck that Purple wax off ya dick after you done piping her!

Kevin: The blacker the berry is the sweeter it taste!

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Boyzillian Wax

When a man removes body hair via hot wax in or around his pubic area for one of two purposes:

1. To prevent pubic hair from being visible around the edges of his underwear or swimsuit

2. To provide physical comfort or visual pleasure for his significant other

"Honey! It looks like I'm hiding a freakin' wig in my speedos! I told you I should've gotten that boyzillian wax before we left for Hawaii."

"Sweetpea? I want to be honest with you. Our physical relationship would be so much better if you would go and get that boyzillian wax. It's a jungle down there!"

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F.T. no wax

doing something smooth and clean on the first try.

alex: did you see me land that fucking crook varial out?
Zach: F.T. no wax motherfucker.

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Wax Job

The Wax Job is the act of ejaculating in a female's ear, and preserving it until the semen turns into an orange wax, then using a Q-Tip to clean it up like ear wax, creating a pleasurable euphoric sensation. Combined with other stimulation it can result in toe-curling orgasms

Uncle Bill: 'How'd your date with Sandy go?'
Jerry: 'It went great, I gave her a Wax Job!'

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