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Noun, used to describe weather that looks nice on screen but is shitty when you go outside
E.g when the sky is blue and the sun shines but it's very cold
Person 1: "hey wanna go outside for a walk? Look how nice the weather's today."
Person 2: "That's Hollywood weather. I already went outside and its super cold."
A gloomy day similar to the weather on a Charlie Brown cartoon.
We're having Peanut's weather again today, its so dreary I just want to stay in.
A term used when you want someone to completly break their wrists, go fucking blind, and get ptsd for the rest of their life when they here AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
guy one: hey play cold weather
other guy:*bass plays* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL WHEN IM STARING AT MY SCREEN AT 4AM TRYING NOT TO FALL ASLEEP
When a penis changes size depending on the weather/temperature
Brrr it’s bloody freezing, I better hide my weather piece
A big piece of shit. Ruins everyone's opinions and loses friends. Hates their ex best friend and wants to die. But thats ok. Because they hate everything else anyways.
Person 1: have you heard of the piece of shit Jaida Weathers?
Person 2: yeah! I hate them sm.
Person 1: me too!
Someone who doesn't believe in weather forecasts.
Eight day forecasts don't mean a thing to a weather atheist.
He or She who touts their better weather.
The soul purpose of a Weather Douche on social media is when someone posts their bad weather, they will then chime in with their better weather, but swear they can't take it, and it is so how comparable to the originally posted weather. This is common with any snow storm, torrential rain storm, mud slide, sink hole, etc. post in any form of social media.
This action is never cute or funny, and just makes you a douche. Please refer to the meaning of a douche, and just add the word "weather" ahead of it.
You're being a Weather douche.
Don't be a Weather douche.
75 degrees in Florida is not the same as minus 12 degrees in Buffalo, you Weather douche.