Cold Weather

A term used when you want someone to completly break their wrists, go fucking blind, and get ptsd for the rest of their life when they here AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

guy one: hey play cold weather
other guy:*bass plays* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL WHEN IM STARING AT MY SCREEN AT 4AM TRYING NOT TO FALL ASLEEP

virginia weather

Virginia weather is having all 4 seasons in one day, it can also have temperatures of 70° through high 80° F (21° - 26°C) in the Fall and Winter, and have snow in the spring, and hot AND cold in the summer, Dress accordingly!

Virginia Weather is a mix of all seasons in a day

High Weather

High Weather is called, "High Weather" for a reason. This happens when so many Californians spot pot (AKA Marijuana) and the smoke emissions from all the dope, travels through the wind currents and make mother-nature high. This event can happen wherever lots of weed is being smoked... An Example of High Weather is its sunny, then cloudy, then rainy, then sunny--- in a span of an hour.

"Dude! The weather today is like High Weather!"

"I'm as high as the weather :)"

watching the weather

code name for checking out girls

i love watching the weather

Weathered Softball

An overly used sexual product, specifically with regards to anal play.

Linda: oh man!
Barba: what's wrong Linda?
Linda: my favorite is showing signs of a weathered softball!
Barba: oh no! You should order a new one from pandorasbox.club - their products never weather out
Linda: that's a great idea, my ass can't wait :)

California weather

Noun, used to describe perfect weather when it's sunny, hot and the sky's blue.
Most common in summer but can happen year-round.

Named after the state that's famous for it's nice weather and climate.

Person 1 :" Hey you wanna go swimming with me?"

Person 2: " sure! There's nothing better you can do when you've got California weather."

change the weather

Make it rain (with money)

I pull up and change the weather

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