Some clingy ass mofo that is far too sensitive
Dom: shut up jack
Jack: stop being mean or I'm going off
Adam: stop being a sam welsh
When a man makes out with a bin in front of his girlfriend, mistaking it for her while being drunk.
Q: Have you ever tried the Slovakian traffic cone?
A: no, but he went full the welsh snogghole on me the other night.
The welsh crumble symbolises the proverbial spineless welsh man combining the words "crumble" and the dirty term "welsh".
Used in context -
"That Jonathan Russell, he's a welsh crumble" - meaning he is spineless or weak; or
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.
Notably, very similar to the term "wetty", "wet lettuce" or "pussyhole" alike, and can be used in similar ways.
"That Jonathan Russell, he's a welsh crumble" - meaning he is spineless or weak; or
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.
Engaging in the act of procreation with a sheep, but being polite enough to hold an umbrella over its head when raining.
"Is that a train over there, or a bloke having a Posh Welsh?"
A fucking fatass retard. He as round as a globe. Gay ass nigga who is bad at fortnite. He got a fish as a gf.
Scott Welsh is sooooo fucking gay. He a mega faggot