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When a man makes out with a bin in front of his girlfriend, mistaking it for her while being drunk.
Q: Have you ever tried the Slovakian traffic cone?
A: no, but he went full the welsh snogghole on me the other night.
The welsh crumble symbolises the proverbial spineless welsh man combining the words "crumble" and the dirty term "welsh".
Used in context -
"That Jonathan Russell, he's a welsh crumble" - meaning he is spineless or weak; or
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.
Notably, very similar to the term "wetty", "wet lettuce" or "pussyhole" alike, and can be used in similar ways.
"That Jonathan Russell, he's a welsh crumble" - meaning he is spineless or weak; or
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.
Engaging in the act of procreation with a sheep, but being polite enough to hold an umbrella over its head when raining.
"Is that a train over there, or a bloke having a Posh Welsh?"
The Welsh Letterbox is like a glory hole for ladies. Simple dangle your flaps through the slit for a fun time!
Oh butt, going down the car par toilet for a Welsh Letterbox later, you up for it or what?!?
A fucking fatass retard. He as round as a globe. Gay ass nigga who is bad at fortnite. He got a fish as a gf.
Scott Welsh is sooooo fucking gay. He a mega faggot
When a Welsh guy ignores his friend for more than a month without texting, communicating or making any effort in clarifying misunderstandings.
Deiniol stonewalling his special friend for 6 weeks without wanting to meet up or communicating. He is clearly in his major Welsh mood.