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Jack White

Lead singer of the White Stripes, synonym for God.

Thank JACK WHITE I passed my Algebra final!

by barbie_dumped_ken June 2, 2005

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white fragility

The theory that whites are protected from ever hearing anything bad about white people somehow and so refusal to listen to how white people are bad is because they are fragile crybabies. According to the theory, societies like the US are very diligent in making sure whites aren't ever uncomfortable, talked negatively about, or removed from media, education, or elite positions.

Far from constantly hearing from every corner about how they are hated, oppressive, and needing to be removed and replaced in our media and society with more nonwhite people, whites are presumably completely unaware of any belief that they are bad and seldom encounter people who talk about that.

Example 1:

"Hey, I saw you opted out of the Diversity in Management seminar."
"Yeah, I need to get this project out and I'm really busy. Plus I already read the email summary and did the quiz."
"Figures you'd be really disgusting about it. I'm not even fucking shocked you have so much white fragility."

Example 2:

"Did you see X on the news last night? I can't believe how racist the police in this city are. It's disgusting."
"I don't watch the news."
"Fucking really? White men really are so soft. White fragility in this country is just ridiculous when you can't take half an hour every day to pay attention to POC suffering."

by TheGrinchWhoStoleKwanza November 30, 2022

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white pill

The complete opposite of the black pill. Whereas taking the black pill means that you have a pessimistic view about life and you feel like it's meaningless and it all leads to suffering, taking the white pill means that you start to actually see the world for what it is.

Yeah, there is a lot of suffering, yeah bad stuff will happen, but that's just a part of life. Taking the white pill means accepting these things and understanding that there is more to life than bad stuff.

As a civilization we have been accomplished so much. We are the species that rule the world. We invented things that will give you an immeasurable amount of pleasure. Movies, video games, delicious food, music, competitions. We have achieved a lot.

And so what if there is no God? And so what if there is no meaning to life? That just gives you even more freedom, you have the freedom to choose your own meaning.

Bad times will come and go, and so will good ones, mostly life is neutral, but if you take the white pill you can find pleasure in the mundane.

Just keep doing what you like and balance that with things that you probably don't like doing but are necessary.

You're gonna make it, we're all gonna make it.

Martin: Dude, my anxiety has gotten worse lately, how do you manage to be so optimistic all the time?
Bryan: I don't know man, I just took the white pill when a baby and I understand that bad things will come and go.
Martin: Yeah, but don't you feel terrible when bad things happen? Don't you get sad and deppressed ?
Bryan: Yes I do, but even at those times I just try to learn what could be learned and then I focus on forgetting about it. There more you upset over something the worse it will get. Just try to distact yourself. Force yourself out of that comfort zone. Martin I know what you're talking about, you're upset about that girl aren't you?
Martin: How did you? Man, Im just unlikable. I'll stay alone forever.
Bryan: Martin you're a loser but there is nothing bad about that. Take the white pill, there is a concert tonight and we're going.
Martin: I don't feel like it.
Bryan: JESUS CHRIST, we're you not listening to me? Just force yourself, trust me you'll feel better about it. Maybe you'll even talk to some girls, I'll help you out.
Martin: Are you serious?
Bryan: Hell yeah, white pill all the way.

by Bobata April 4, 2019

734๐Ÿ‘ 129๐Ÿ‘Ž


white rabbit

One of the many mistical figures that leads you into a hole of psychological discovery. Sometimes related to using psychedelic drugs like lsd, but also used in hypnosis and meditation to reach a desired destination (such as a different level of consciousness or location) The main verb attached to the white rabbit is to follow.

Follow the white rabbit.

by tim March 20, 2004

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White drugs

White drugs are a category of drugs that are considering to be the worst of all of the drugs. They're called White Drugs because they tend to be white in colour, but don't refer to every single drug that is white.

White drugs is used most commonly to refer to heroin, methamphetamine and other types of speed, cocaine and PCP. Other drugs that are white in colour such as ecstasy, ketamine and research chemicals are not included.

Some habitual drug users vow not to use white drugs due to the fear of addiction but do use other drugs such as marijuana, alcohol, ecstasy, LSD and other hallucinogens.

"want a bag of H tonight?"

"nah man I stay away from white drugs"

by Rio Fantastic January 20, 2008

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White fever

When you are most attracted to Caucasians over other races

I have a white fever

by HeyB0ss May 9, 2020

75๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


White Machine

Noun, A word created by xBluBandz, which defines a person/player who shoots white meters on 2k consistently. They also never pull greens on their meter as well. They are usually trash at NBA 2K or extremely lucky when shooting.

"Wetness shoots so many fucking bricks and never greens his shot. He is a trash ass white machine."

by Drip Vishnu/BuyMyDrip_ November 9, 2019