In the middle of nowhere, your modem’s
connection to the outside world is only as great as your plumbing solution in rural America, or hillbilly country: antiquated and slightly shitty.
- Typically serves as a noun or adjective to describe a high-ping and/or high-packet-loss —connection to city-based server domains.
Rural Boy: My G**damned connection is actin’ up tonight! I’ll be on the roof a minute.
City Boy: Sounds like you’re suffering from Outhouse WiFi, my man.
(Outhouse-quality gaming)
"To make bread" means making money, and Wi-Fi Bread simply means making money online through entrepreneurial ventures.
Joe: I want to escape the 9-5 and make lots of money without going to the office every day.
James: Gotta make that WiFi bread then, homie.
A Wi-Fi phone is a device that makes calls over Wi-Fi instead of cellular networks. Some are Wi-Fi-only, while others also have cellular capabilities. They're common from China, where many phones don't support GSM or any major carrier, making them more suited for home use or gaming.
After realizing my Chinese OP phone with 12GB of RAM wasn't compatible with my cellular carrier, I decided to use it as a wifi phone for gaming.
A phone without service that you can only use with wifi.
Girl she got a wifi phone cause when she came to my house she kept asking for my password cause she couldnt text nobody without wifi.
Someone who has very good wifi and super fast connection on the internet.
Jason: Wow this is some gucci wifi... It's very fast!"
Streaming on cellular data. It sucks up your data like a misquito.
James: Why is my phone’s storage full?
Justin: I don’t know.
James: What did you do on my phone?
Justin: I watched a movie.
James: Was it a downloaded movie?
Justin: No
James: Did it say LTE.
Justin: Yeah
James: I told you not to do WiFi Misquito