Flatulence that makes a rapid diminishing "Sputtering" noise of at least 3 seconds in length.
ya hear that baby ? I call that a "Sputtering Duncan"
The man the myth the legend of fortnite box fights
“You think your the king, I’m the king”
“Mods ban them(Ruaridh Duncan)”
“Ohhhhhhhh crap”
“Bang boom bang bang”
my duncan is gorgeous, fun, smart, intelligent and perfect in my eyes. ive always liked him, though he does not feel the same. everytime i see into those beautiful eyes, i cant help but melt inside. even if he hates me, i dont think ill ever get over him. id walk down to hell if i could hold his hand on the way. id give my past, present and future for this dude. hes the light of my life but all i am to him is just a random classmate.
id give up forever for you, duncan.
A tall man in his 70s that wears car shirts and struggles to pronounce words beginning with “H” he is a well known northerner and is also known to jump from the middle school gates clutching several children under his arms and a Stella in his mouth, he roams villages honking his horn to all the old ladies whilst giving them a wink and jestering “👉👌”whilst tensing his lips.
Guy:”Hey man have u seen Duncan waiting at the gates of school recently?”
Guy2:”yeah apparently he gives the kids yo-yos “.
Kid with down syndrome
You know Duncan?
Oh yeah he's the one with down syndrome
It’s a shit school that’s all it’s crusty and nasty and the staff there are gay