I am Jack's

A substitutive for the phrase: I feel/am X used in reference to oneself in the 3rd person.

Ex. I am feeling sad.

into

I am Jack's deflated happiness.

This is quite obviously made in reference to fight club in which the character refers to himself in the third person because of his schizophrenia

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i am pregnet

very scary word

girl freand:i am pregnet
me:time to get the coat hanger

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I am game

I'm ready for anything you throw at me ; let's get it on!

Coach: "Alright, we're against the Cubs!"
Player: "I am game, coach!"

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i am the 99%

In the US the 1% of the population owns the 43% of the financial wealth. This small segment of the population called the super rich have also the political power to influence the government and benefit their own economical interests, Leaving the other 99% struggling for their own survival in hostile financial environment.

I am in debt and I have no money nor a job. I am the 99%
I am sick and i have no health insurance. I am the 99%

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I am game

it's cool, I'm ready to do whatever "it" is...

I am game to go to that hootchie party.

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I Am Thor

Used by gay man to describe how they feel after a night of sex.

"I am Thor!"
"YOU are thor? I'm tho thor I can barely thit!"

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I AM APPEAR!

To appear or enter a thread in an over dramatic and over the top manner.
Often followed by *Poof* to signify appearing in a puff of smoke.
Originated in the Red. Vs. Blue forums.

Poster 1 - I AM APPEAR!
*Poof*

Poster 2 - Holy shit, where'd you come from?!

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