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Someone who pressure cooks their greasy balls on the daily, probably has a 25 inch cock, enjoys a good double jointed pussy, fucking hates seaweed, will break your heart and your bed, will steal your dog and make it lick my asshole.
Random guy: “did you see Ryder the other day”
Other person: “yeah he fucked my dad, that asshole”
Ryder is the most amazing guy in the world, sure a Ryder might curse a lot and make dark jokes every now and then.. but Ryder’s are one of the nicest people in the world and very handsome with his beautiful golden brown eyes and fluffy hair. If you have a Ryder in you life, he’ll never leave you cause Ryder is one of the most loyal guys out there.. A Ryder is very good at making dark comments at the worst possible times, but will cheer you up with them when you’re depressed. Ryder’s Blush A LOT and are very obvious when they like you.
Ty: “hey have you seen Ryder today?”
Tommy: “nah..”
Scarlett: “oh there he is! Coming off the lacrosse field in his white jersey!”
Ty: “Scarlett you’re such a simp some times it’s crazy how y’all haven’t told each other how you feel about each other, he clearly likes you! He’s blushing all the time around you!”
Scarlett: “shut up Ty!”
the kid who does NOT touch grass except to go to church.
he a chunky boi but it's okay because everyone loves him.
he is a controversial person. people either hate him, or love him.
person1: i hate ryder hes so annoying
person2: i actually think hes pretty cool, hes funny.
ryder is the type guy who you’ll wish you had met years ago when you have only known him for a week, but yall are already best friends. his shaggy hair and sparkling blue eyes are the most handsome thing youll ever lay eyes on, because his heart matches it. Ryder is actually extremely funny if u understand his type humor and he loves to make u laugh, but he rarely smiles unless his gf is with him— he loves his girl with a deep passion and would do anything for her, and NEVER would cheat. loyal and supportive thru anything and she trust him completely.
If you ever find a ryder in your life, hold on to him as tight as you can and never let go
him: i would never cheat on you
girl: i know cuz ur a true ryder, i trust you
mom: we love her bf so much, hes so caring and funny and loyal- he rly lives up to his name: Ryder!
Someone who will upset but say he’s joking when he is truly not, and he is a red head
Dang look Ryder is saying he is joking to another kid other there.