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When its the perfect temperature and really windy outside it makes you want to take your clothes off and really FEEL the breeze!
"Last night was great! It was so nice out we decided to go windy dipping on our deck. It was so invigorating!!"
"Did anyone see you?"
"No probably not because it was dark, but who cares anyway!"
When she queefs at the same moment that you are hovering just outside the entrance and you blow a load right into the forthcoming gust, causing a spectacular blowback of cum droplets all over both parties.
Duuuude, just as I pulled out to spray a fresh coat of paint all over the front door, she blasted me with a Windy City! The cleanup was gnarly!
The additional weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on after moving to Chicago.
Man, he really packed on the Windy City Winter Weight. Must’ve gone up 15-20 pounds since moving.
The additional body weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on when moving to Chicago.
Man, John really packed on that Windy City Winter Weight. Looks like at least 15-20 pounds.
The additional weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on after moving to Chicago.
Man, John really packed on the Windy City Winter Weight. Must’ve gone up 15-20 pounds since moving.
A group of aviators that little to no understanding how to put on a hip-hopera. And definitely not one person's fault.
Damn Christian, did you see the windy boiz live last week? It was pretty bitchin.
Technical term for ones rear end (crap flap, balloon knot, star chamber, rusty socket, stinkin eye)
David: Hey man! Why are you itching your crack so much? Didn’t wipe enough?
Josh: I am fine. I appreciate your concern, but my windy bagel is talking to me