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1. When Fin Awoke from his coma in star wars
2. Finna woke me up, woke me up inside, i can't woke up, woke me up inside, SAVE MEEEEEEE
3. A tribute to the god of foreheads, the one to rule them all, JacksFilms
1. Bro did you see when finna Woke?
2. Do you remember that finna woke song?
3. We must do finna woke
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Using social justice as a marketing strategy
Say, Isn't Drake's "God's plan" music video a bit woke washing? He seems to use his philanthropist-like acts, to promote himself.
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An elitist person with a bad case of messiah complex, dunning-kruger effect, superiority complex, and hypocrisy. They usually rely on logical fallacies to make them look smart. They're the loudest minority who are living above the poverty line and sit in front of their computer or phone all day to "educate" anyone who disagrees with them and think that their words are the truth that will enlighten anyone in the dark.
You can usually find them in Twitter and some parts of Facebook.
They cannot accept any kind of information that is against their narratives and beliefs. They consider anyone who disagrees with them or just not in line with their beliefs as a stupid, ignorant, and blind person.
TLDR: They're the lowest form of human being and the most detestable one to talk with.
Ex. 1
Pa-woke: "So friend, who are you voting for the upcoming election?"
Friend A: "Oh I'm voting for Insert the candidate the Pa-woke hates"
Pa-woke: "WHAT?! WHY ARE YOU VOTING FOR THEM? ARE YOU STUPID? YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU DON'T SUPPORT Insert candidate name here!"
Friend A: "What? Why? We've been friends for many years now."
Pa-woke: "BECAUSE YOU SUPPORT THAT CANDIDATE THAT'S WHY I CAN'T BE FRIENDS WITH YOU. I WILL SEND YOU LINK TO EDUCATE YOURSELF, YOU IGNORANT F*CK."
Friend(?) A: "Uhh.. Can't you accept that we have different opinions about who to vote? We can still be friends you know."
Pa-woke: "NO, YOU ARE A DUMB IDIOT. AN IGNORANT BLIND SUPPORTER! A FANATIC!"
Ex. 2
Pa-woke: "The military and government killed another armed group that are terrorizing the country and trading illegal drugs? WHAT A DISGUSTING AND BLOODY GOVERNMENT."
Also Pa-woke: *watched a news about a certain region that got hit by a calamity "HAHAHAHAHA YES! MORE BODY COUNTS! DIE YOU SUPPORTERS OF THE GOVERNMENT! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE!"
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Geopolitical area unaffected by the threat of nuclear warfare.
You millennial leftists who never lived one day under nuclear threat can now reflect upon your woke sky.
– Rep. Clay Higgins
The catchy term now being used to defend the small-minded and reprehensibly ignorant changes made by Florida’s Fascist Crusading Governor, to target and then remove anything remotely sexual, racial, or historically truthful from all educational resources by banning it and moving to make imparting anything banned a criminal offense.
“I am the chosen one to wage this most culturally critical War on Woke, I will save this sinful country by laughing in the face of common sense and fully destroying education as we know it!” puffed Governor DeFlatus.
Past tense of wake and bake; Starting your day with a nice wholesome bowl of cannabis- now with half the daily recommended value of THC!
I submitted this definition about half an hour after I woke and boke.
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A way to recognize someones hightened enlightenment, superiority or overly progressive views by handing out invisible imaginary currency. Mostly distributed in the comments section of a racially charged article on Facebook.
Did you see Doug's comments explaining how mathematics perpetuates white privilege and should be considered racist altogether. Wow, he is sooo Woke, I award him 25 woke points.
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