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The manliest animal alive. Native to Australia, the wombat is a are ferocious, apex predator that is capable of moving at 69 miles per hour, and even faster while flying. They feed on a diet of crocodiles, kangaroos, and human babies.
Oh fuck, is that a wombat? We are all doomed...
A nickname given to a particularly promiscuous Australian male who is known for his habit of arriving at a woman's house around dinner time, getting fed, having sex then immediately leaving. A wombat (the marsupial) eats, roots and leaves. Root directly replaces fuck in Australian slang.
When greeting said serial rooter, “G’day Wombat”.
Amongst friends, “Bruce is a real fuckin Wombat”.
A woman who is a complete WASTE OF MONEY, BRAINS, AND TIME.
"My friend kendra is a total wombat."
A person (often male) who perceives themself as soft and adorable as well as quirky and random. These people are typically morbidly obese and often reflect their short comings onto others. They tend to view any disagreement as being either racial or homophobic.
Wow, r/askreddit is full of wombats, get them the fuck out!
nickname for Duke of Cambridge Prince William
Wombat went to college with his wife Duchess of Cambridge, Princess Kate.
1. Something and/or someone completely wack
2. Waste of time/money
3. An action that could be described as homo
1. That party was so bad last night so many wombats around
2. I spent all my fucking money on this shitty wombat go-ped
3. Dude look at the kid, he walks like he's got a dick up his ass. Yeah man he looks like a wombat.
Aussie slang for a mad cunt/ fuckboy, depends if they are a good cunt or not. A wombat is someone who eats roots and leaves (eats, roots, then leaves)
My mate Mike Hock is a wombat!