would you like a cookie or a medal?

something you say to someone when you dont care but you were raped in the ear by someone that told you the stupid story in the first place

JJ: Hey Aaron i just got the new mega man game
Aaron: Good for you would you like a cookie or a medal?
JJ: A medal that is shaped like a cookie

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Would You Settle For Me Sausage?

A phrase used by Kano from Mortal Kombat 11 during opening sequences (Specifically with Skarlet and Sindel )before the fight starts

Kano: Wanna taste Australia's best blood sausage?

Skarlet: I rather have your blood, Kano.

Kano: Would you settle for me sausage?

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how far would I go

"how far would I go" is a super valid question that can rightfully be asked in any challenging situation.
It's purpose is to check all visible and hidden potentials of limitations.

Thinking Subject: "how far would i go?"

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would you like some fries with that salt

An excellent comeback when someone is acting salty.

Person: You never do anything people ask you.

Me: Would you like some fries with that salt, sir?

would you like one of my kidneys with that?

A phrase used when someone is asking for something unreasonable. I coined this one myself when I was in college and the other classes kept bumming things off us.

'Can we have some of your milk'?
'Yeah, sure.'

'Can we have some of your tea bags?'
'Yeah, just please get your own supply sometime will you goddammit?'

'Can we have some of your biscuits?'
'Ngh. Would you like one of my kidneys with that?'

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he would fuck up a wet dream

A person so incompetent he couldn't even adequately perform a natural function.

Don't trust George with that job. He would fuck up a wet dream.

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W.W.T.H.D (What Would Tally Hall Do?)

What would the band do

W.W.T.H.D (What Would Tally Hall Do?)
Rob Cantor W.W.T.H.D We like to kick at the university
Everyone wow what does that means