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I,m just going to fix the fence, have you seen the Irish torque wrench love?
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Banker: You owe me 1.000.000.000$
Me: Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench
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Another way for Tennessee Titans fans to say Titan Up.
"Stoked for the Titans to beat that ass today! WRENCH ARROW!"
When a girl lays beneath a guy and gives said guy a rim job while also giving a handy
She gave me a rusty wrench, it was so good i almost shat in her mouth
The act of ejaculating with a pipe wrench via twisting it as if tightening a bolt
“Bro was pipe wrenching like crazy”
*cranking sounds ensues*
A girl who wants to sleep with mechanics. A girl who is a slut for mechanics.
"Look at Sarah flirting with that mechanic, she's such a wrench chaser"
mechanic wrench sex slut autmotive technician
When you and your boys are hitting a garage sesh and whoever’s next to you is baked off his ass, so when it’s your turn to pass the smoking receptacle you hold out a wrench instead and the shmizzed bastard grabs it and holds it up to his mouth before realizing the travesty that’s occurred.
“GET WRENCHED”
*hilarity and chaos ensues*
“Yo bro Keith wrenched you so fuckin hard bro you got destroyed”