Propaganda made by the DNC to get more votes
"I took a trip to Wyoming and it was beautiful"
"Wrong. Wyoming doesn't exist. Garfield said so
A yeehaw state full of mullets, and yes Wyoming does exist
Me: I hate living in Wyoming
Someone: Why?
Me: THERES YEEHAW BOYS WITH MULLETS WHO LISTEN TO COUNTRY MUSIC
Where the men are men and the sheep are scared. Wyoming women are some of the toughest young men you’ll ever meet
A state in the U.S. that only a select few know of. Therefore, conspiracies about Wyoming run rampant, mainly about how the government is purposefully concealing information about the state to keep a doomsday device of epic proportions, housed mostly within its borders, top secret. There is no agreement on what said doomsday device is called, but leaked documents seem to mention something about “stones of yellow…”
It has fewer people than Alaska.
It’s shaped like an oval with corners. IT’S ANOTHER FRIGGIN’ RECTANGLE.
P1: I'm from Cheyenne. You know it?
P2: Oh, you mean the girl who lives a block from me? Yeah, I know her. She's so nice...
P1: No, I mean the city in Wyoming.
P2: The hell's a Wyoming?
the act of wyoming indicates one is beginning to wyom.
i started wyoming at 4 in the morning today.
A “state” that is a lie made by the government. Wyoming is truly a chunk error in the world that the US government has tried to fix without prevail.
“Wyoming is just a chunk error, just don’t tell the public.”