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the yankees suck my dick
the yankees take it up the ass
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A person coming from the north to the South. Usually distinguished by their bad driving, and saying "In OHIO, we have hot tea, not sweet tea"
Southerner: GET OVER YOU DAMN YANKEE!
Damn Yankee: Lets move the entire population of Ohio to the South, take all of the jobs, and bitch about what is different.
Southerner: If Ohio's so great, MOVE BACK... Damn yankee.
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The only people in the world who will brag about events that happened 20+ years before they were born.
Yankee Fan: Who cares that we can't win even with all these huge free agent signings, 26 rings man! WOOHOO! Talk to me when you've won 20 more rings!! YEAH!!
Any other fan: Yeah... you must have been going crazy during those title runs in the 40s man...
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The effect that afflicts every MLB superstar: the Yankees sign him and he then turns into a mediocre player.
Alex rodriguez has Yankees syndrome
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Basically every other baseball fan who is not a Yankees fan. This definition applies mostly to Boston Red Sox fans.
"That guy who wrote the previous entry is obviously a Yankees fan. I am a Yankee Hater, therefore I hate him."
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A New England sex act in which partners scissor on the back of an in-transit lobster boat.
Amidst the mounds of flailing crustaceans, the lovers embraced in the impassioned form which could only be described as the Yankee Clipper.
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A yankee who moves South because of the warmer climate and friendly people, and decides to stay. (As opposed to regular yankees who return home because they like crappy food and weather cold enough to cause death).
Northerner: "In Bastaan people know how to drive fast, unlike dan here".
Southerner: "Well, Delta flies both ways, ya damn yankee."
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