you got me fucked up

when you walk into work and everything’s in shambles because it’s busy.

oh hell no “you got me fucked up” i’m going the fuck home.

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you got knocked the fuck out

Chris Tucker's only good line in "Friday" one of Ice Cube's movies played repeatedly on Comedy Central

chris tucker "You got Knocked THE FUCK OUT"

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you got my nose open

'70's slang; to be sexually aroused.

"Baby, you got my nose open!"

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why you got to B about it!?!

Why you got to bitch about it?

wife: I thought i told you to take out the trash you lazy son of a bitch.

Husband: Yo, why you got to B about it!?! slow your roll

You got me fucked up

Same as "You gotta be fucking kidding me"

- Hey, Jim, I think we've taken the wrong road again.
Jim: You got me fucked up. Not again.

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You got me chopped

When someone erks you soul and you just wanna knock the crack out of them

You:eating candy minding your own business

Sister:*snatches candy*

You: Your erk my soul and you got me more chopped than pork chop (you see where I was going with the pork chops no oh okay) your erking my soul you got me chopped sis

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you got to be fist fucking me

a sudden reversal of fortune - a banked eight ball for the win flies out of the pocket you intended into another, or your full house loses to a straight flush on the river.

usually not part of a sentence, all you can say is "you got to be fist fucking me." or "you've got to be fist-fucking me."

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