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Hug your crush day
She/He needs a hug
Its cold
she hug him and he hug her
National hug your crush day
February 26th is this wonderful holiday
Hey can we fuck?
Uhh why?
Because it’s National fuck your crush day
Wooow that was smooth... sure
The day to fuck your crush. Skip the small talk get straight to fuckin.
“Hey Sarah”
“Yeah?”
“Its november 10th, national fuck your crush day!”
“Oh bet”
October 10th is day where you have consent to pull down your crushes pants.
Guy 1 :I just pantsed my crush
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: because it’s national pants your crush day
Today june 11th is the day you FaceTime your crush!
Me: Heyy, you know what today is?
Crush: no?
Me: its national FaceTime your crush day! So you are my crush!
november 16th
when chick-fil-a is the 💣 and your crush is the 💣 so you have to take your crush to chick-fil-a
karen want to go to chick-fil-a?
sure,why?
BECAUSE ITS NATIONAL TAKE YOUR CRUSH TO CHICK-FIL-A DAY
Is someone that doesnt give a $hit to you.
Cry for them, kneel for them , and beg for them. Those will get you nowhere; except seeing them be happy with someone else.
Ex: "did you see Kennedy? Your crush? Omg like he's so bbg today too!"
And you reply with them:
Ex: "gurl WTF that b!tch is mine how long have you been crushing on my man like girl bffr 💀"