Random
Source Code
Random
National fuck your friend day is on April 28th.
You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!
Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!
"Hey, wanna fuck on national fuck your friend day?"
"Sure"
173👍 19👎
Something you say when you're on your way to fuck someone's bitch.
Person 1: "How you doing, bro?"
Person 2: "Not much, just on my way to fuck your bitch."
104👍 11👎
on April 9th you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend
I cant wait to shag my friend Tim, tomorrow its national fuck your friend day
42👍 3👎
A combination of tobacco and marijuana smoked in the same pipe.
Hey, let's head down to the river and smoke some fuck-your-shit-uppers!
5👍 20👎
Me: wanna fuck
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it’s June 18 national fuck your ex day
Ex: ok then let’s do it!
National fuck your ex day June 18
16👍 1👎
To titty fuck butt cheeks is to take your member and take your partner and lube up the butt cheeks and squezze them together and begin to thrust your member inbetween them simulating the feeling of a pussy.
Mosley said to Mike, "If you dont knock it off im going to titty fuck your butt cheeks!!!" or "Hunny I'm on my period and you know I don't like to do it in the butt. Well can I titty fuck your butt cheeks?"
38👍 6👎
Got a girlfriend? Go fuck em on this beautiful day!
Bro me and my girlfriend finna get nasty on national fuck your girlfriend day.
88👍 19👎