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The state university in Ohio that wishes it could be more like it's older sibling Ohio University (1804).
Populated by rich assholes who like to feel as if they are superior to everyone else. At Miami, you are what you wear.
A school also known for their successful athletic teams, which garner no student support.
"Friends don't let friends go to Miami."
"Today we salute you trendy Miami girl. In your pointed-toes stilettos, you understand that having blisters and cramped pinky toes is a small price to pay for the approval of your peers. Sure, your Vera Bradley bag and oversized pearls may appear to have been stolen from your grandmother, but we rest assured that your daddy bought them for you fair and square. And yes, you may be snobby to every guy that appraoches you, but we know that you're only doing them a favor by helping them understand that they are, in fact, gay. So here's to you trendy Miami girl, because everyone knows that behind your dyed blonde hair and falsely-tanned skin there sits a real person in the driver seat of that lexus SUV; and that real person... is a pale brunette."
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The act of inserting your penis in between two slices of bread (any type) and ejaculating into it. Afterwards, add as many toppings as your heart desires, then give this sandwich to a friend for a funny prank!
Person 1: dude try this sandwich i made
Person 2: bet
Person 1: hahaha that was The Miami Sandwich
Person 2: dude what the hell?
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The best college football team. In 2001 they were one of the best teams of all time. They have 5 national championships (as many as all the other colleges in FL combined) and they have been to 10 national championships. They have more first-round drafts into the NFL than any other college team. They will kick any other teams ass if they get the chance. Their mascot is an ibis named Sebastian. They are located in Miami, Florida and now play in the Dolphin Stadium after the orange bowl was deconstructed. They are part of the ACC (Atlantic Coastal Conference) The current head coach is Randy Shannon, a former Defensive Coordinator and a former player.
1. Go Hurricanes!
2. Man, I wish the Canes would win a 6th championship and get back on top!
3. Its all about the "U"!
4. The Miami Hurricanes are the best team ever!
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Rich white stuck up bitches. It’s all about your money and your daddy issues. Every miami girl has expensive brands which include- golden goose, one teaspoons, louis Vuitton bags, gucci shoes, and Cartier ring or bracelet. The miami girls are the shit, they live the life. During they week they attend there expensive private school and on the weekends they party, drink, smoke, hookup with guys and go out on boats with there friends. miami girls all care about what you look like, how much money you have, and what you own. It’s all worth it to be a miami girls because their the baddest bitches that no body fuck with!
Girl: have you seen miami girls?
Boy: yeah them bitches hot as fuck!
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After sexual intercourse, the man excretes fecal matter into his hand, spreads it across his knuckles, and punches the girl in the face. When the girl is unconscious, the man puts his balls on the woman's bruised and shitty face. This is often said to provide pleasure, and good fortune.
I was having sex with some alyssa chick, and then i knocked the shit out of her with a miami minnestroni!
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The best team in the East, one of, if not THE, best team in the NBA. D Wade, Shaq, Jones&Jones, even Wang Zhizhi... this team owns.
The Heat own. Enough said.
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name of a special crack recipe
Damn B, that jigga was tweakin' of somma that Miami Magic!
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