black basketball

The greatest variant of basketball ever played. Played in the dark with little lighting with a black basketball (because any other color basketball is easier to see), to increase the risk of injury. Any basketball game can be used, but the best game to be played in these conditions is "21" or "tip-in", because it's widely considered to be the most violent of all basketball games.

Dan: Man, I feel like playing basketball and risking my life at the same time.
Brian: Perfect! Let's play black basketball!

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basketball junkie

Anyone who lives in San Antonio who think it matters to anybody else that their team didn't suck for a season a billion-years ago.

Go Spurs! You totally make up for our lack of any serious achievement in crime control as a city! ... oh yeah, and something about Basketball Junkie...

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GOAT of Basketball

Jordan is the GOAT.

Who’s the GOAT of basketball ? Jordan.

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Basketball player

A bunch of pussies

Girl:are you a basketball player?
Guy: Ya,I’m varsity captain
Girl: Oh,I have the perfect guy to set you up with

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Dirty Basketball

1. The exact art and science of playing basketball in a dirty situation such as a dusty/muddy dirt field.
2. Oral/anal sex

Ahhh gross look at that, Victor and David are always playing dirty basketball on the cross country runs!

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play basketball

Euphemism for "go to strip club and grab tits". Used primarily by people who are trying to be sneaky and not admit they're going to strip clubs.

Origin of euphemism was from an asian man who would periodically go with his friends to Montreal(the capital of strip clubs) and when asked why he was going, he'd reply, "play basketball".

me: "So what are you going to Montreal for?"
ak: "We're just going to play basketball."
me: "You're not going to the strip clubs, I hear they're really good."
ak: "Nope, we're going to play basketball."
me: "ok(thinking to myself, yeah right)"

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Frito Basketball

A sport so intense that the graphic nature of it cannot be dictated properly by words alone. It can only be witnessed for one to truly grasp the concept.

The fatality rate of this sport is a ratio of 0 to 3.

The ratio of getting your eye poked out is 5 to 1.

Usually the victim of said slam-dunking can sometimes suffer other abrasions of the skin.

USE CAUTION WHEN PLAYING THIS SPORT!

Goggles recommended. You need not be in shape to participate. The more equipment you bring, the better.

Brittany had an unfair advantage at frito basketball! She wore glasses and a turtleneck shirt!

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