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A person who makes statements that a reasonable/rational person would interpret in a different (often more positive) way.
Truth bender: "My roommate and I live in a great apartment."
Reality: The truth bender is broke and crashing on a friends couch.
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A woman, or man, who gives such good oral service that they will create a bend in the shaft of a penis.
1) Harold: So, how about this flick, huh?
Jake: Tell me about it, dude. That chick is such a rod bender, she gives head so damn good.
2) Steve: So, how was your date last night?
Josh: Oh my goodness, dude, he was such a rod bender. My dick's still hard.
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jeez christopher biggins is such a massive bender
i'm a massive bender
bruce vilanch (the massive bender) is a god
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A homosexual man. The pudding in question is an allusion to the penis, the bending is a reference to the distortion of the member as it is forced into the rectum.
Get your hand off me leg ya fuckin pudding bender
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A person who acts like a member of the opposite sex.
"An emotional, sexual bender"
James Charles thinks he is one, but only J.K Rowling has that power
JC: I'm a hetero-bender im gonna make u gay
JKR: U DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL ONLY I CAN TURN PPL GAY!
Where you take a shit and its so heavy or fast it goes round the u bend and disappears!
Did you have a good shit?
Yeah it was a u-bender!