A girl who can almost always be found at Panera Bread. She may also talk about wanting to go to Panera often, even though no one else wants to go with her. Often dressed in white-girl attire, and she is guaranteed to post a picture of her food on her Snap story. Similar to a Starbucks Slut.
Fuckboy: Aye I heard Marissa is at Panera and wants people to meet her, should we go?
Fuckboy #2: Nah fam, she's just a Panera Broad.
A podcast that follows two friends who don't know what they're doing, but they know a little bit about a lot and have a lot of opinions to back it up.
Joined by Dan the Sound Guy (see: punching bag), they discuss topics such as buttholes, videos that tried to ruin their lives, and smut.
I love to listen to Two Salty Broads for their tasty salty surprises.
A broad is a female that is not very smart and has done something dumb
This dumb broad really cut me off
An outdated derogatory term for a woman
Men only seem to use it when degrading or objectifying us
“If you call a woman a ‘broad’ again I’ll ‘broad’en your urethra you sick fuck.”
“Man, I gotta get married. I gotta find a Broad, I gotta find a woman”
Located in Broad Ripple village on the North Side of Indiana, Broad Ripple (Magnet) High School is home to some of the most terrifying, awkward, strange children you will ever chance to encounter.
Broad Ripple is a sanctuary for homosexuals, nerds, freaks and people that don't fit in at any other school. Everyday you can walk into the decorated black and orange hallways and buy magical lazy brownies, ecstasy, hot fries and drinks, yum! This is the type of school where you have to seriously build a lot of courage before the rowdy kids break into your stall screaming, "aye he is taking a shit!!!!" Throughout the hallways and stairwells you will encounter New York sized mice and roaches. Broad Ripple is home to the rockets! It represents a gigantic male genitalia! Students walk around the hall's screaming "Yeet!" and "This Bitch Empty!" whilst throwing water bottles or cans of soda, fun!
Broad Ripple is home to the cool kids from the arts, music, choir, and theater. Humanities and media magnet are the punk ass kids that nobody pays attention to and nobody cares about.
GO ROCKETS!!!
"How is Broad Ripple Magnet HighSchool!?"
"LOL we shutting down!"
"I still don't understand the West Elm Caleb story. So he fucked some mid broads. What's the story?"