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When one farts so much in one day (without starting) that a thin tarry film is created on ones underwear
Damn bro that Mexican food was a mistake I farted so much I got a cigarette filter
The action of pinching a girl's nipple between your fingers in a manner similar to holding a cigarette.
If you cigarette pinch my nipples one more time, I'm going to digit punch you. (See "Digit Punch")
Performing a hand job in a male who is defecating.
It is like a cigarette machine. You pull the rod and the pack falls out only this time it is a brown surprise
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a small explosive designed for cigarette insertion (hemostat or tweezer helpful!)
-about 1/4 the thickness of a wooden matchstick, and perhaps 1/4" long. -i haven't seen them in years...they were sold in "novelty shops"! (maybe ebay??)
these things are an absolute 'laugh riot'!!!
you grab a smokers' cigs when they hit the 'bowl' etc, then put one of these about 1/4" into the cigarette. several minutes later, you hear 'POW'!! and the smoker is left with a filter in their mouth looking dumber than hell, with cig particulates all a-sunder!! -ITS' FUNNIER THAN CRAP!!
i once saw one go off in a "titty bar", the whole place exploded in laughter, -man, it was funny!!
i've seen moms get gotten, stuffy businessmen, etc! -it helps to be around! -if the smoker leaves, they'll tell a tale later about how the cig blew up when they were alone! -thats' no fun!!
we put a cigarette load in mike's cigarette, it went off when he was 'working' the jenkins babe! -man, was he pissed!!
cigarette loads are a 'grand' and beautiful thing!!
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1) A Japanese clothing shop, affiliated with ANAP clothing.
2) A blowjob. (Or at least, that's what comes to mind when looking at the ad for the Japanese clothing shop, which shows a girl sucking on a finger and winking.)
Wow, you should have seen that clothing ad for the new shop at SMARK. I think someone must have missed the idea of 'subliminal advertisement' because the model looked like she wanted to smoke a banana cigarette instead of shop at one.
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Having more than one pack of cigarettes, usually when buying in bulk from a city with lower prices.
Do you want a cigarette? I'm cigarette rich after coming back from down south.
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A retarded term used by those attempting to describe conventional cigarettes. These people are completely ignorant to what "analog" actually means.
After I quit analog cigarettes, I started smoking electronic cigarettes.
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