Tagged like a snake on a fiddle

A term used when ones enemy is injured drastically. Implying injury or attack. The snake > the fiddle.

Wetdog (-*-) exlzzghost
Wetdog (-*-) eshawn
ew4r |=- Wetdog

(dead)Wetdog: OMG HES TAGGED LIKE A SNAKE ON A FIDDLE

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scotch fiddle

The itch caused by crabs.

That whore of a sheep gave me the scotch fiddle.

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butter fiddle

A hot guy with a beautiful face but severe erectile dysfunction.

He was beautiful but we didn't make sweet music together because he was a total butter fiddle.

Fiddling with the hogs

Ian Beckstead was fiddling with the hogs on thursday afternoon.

Fiddling with the hogs means to play with the nuts in a pleasurable way.

fiddle mittens

fiddle mittens best describes a tweaker stuck on a prodge chasing their tail. just fiddled out.

"look at fiddle mittens? you done trying to fix that stereo? "

"hey fiddle mittens you got enough tape on that bong you've been makin'?"

Hey fiddle mittens where'd you put the duck tape?"

Kiddy-Fiddling

The act of pedophilia.

"Oh yeah tom was Kiddy-Fiddling the Louis's Kid"
"Fucking hell he's disgusting"

Fiddling with the (input*/output*)

Input* meaning the mouth, and output* meaning the anal cavity. A term/phrase relating to oral or anal sex, respectively.

A: I was fiddling with the input on my girlfriend last night.

B: HAH! I know! I was fiddling with her output the other night!

Fiddling with the (input*/output*) can be interchanged anywhere.