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Another way of saying getting a blowjob or oral sex.
This chick did a great job at Puffin Ham last night.
My girlfriend was Puffin My Ham last night.
My girlfriend really knows how to Puff My Ham.
I got my Ham Puffed last night.
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Hamburgers. An Albany, New York expression, its not to be confused with steamed clams.
"No, I said, steamed HAMS".
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What my grandpa refers watermelon as.
Tyrone and Jamal like to eat jungle ham.
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- Vietnamese for "like to get ratchet/have fun".
- An innate characteristic for almost all ABG's/ABB's from East Side San Jose
Example A: "Damn dude, I'm dating this ABG who's hella ham choi. All she does is listen to trap music and go to Vegas on a monthly cadence. I can't keep up with her!"
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Ham soaked in rum so that it is literally loaded with booze. This dish is considered a delicacy by sun bathers on the Jersey Shore.
Frank: "I have an idea: warm sun, cool ocean breezes, and getting ripped shit on rum ham."
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V. Doing drugs
Tife told Aubrey that pounding ham is good and she was silly and believed him.
Well, seymour, I made it, despite your directions.
Ah, superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
eh.
Oh lee gods! my roast is ruined. But what if.. I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? ho ho ho, delightfully devilish seymour.
SEYMOUR!
Oh, superintendent, I was just, uh stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise, care to join me?
Why is there smoke coming out of your oven?
Oh, that isn't smoke, It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering haamburgers.
I thought you said we're having steamed clams?
D'oh, no, I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams?
Yes. It's a.. regional dialect.
From what region?
uhh... Upstate new york.
Really? Well I'm from utica, and I never heard anyone use the phrase steamed hams.
Oh not in utica, no, It's an albany expression.
I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at krusty burger.
Oh, no, Patented skinner burgers. Old family recipe.
For steamed hams
Yes.
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Ye-
You kno-
one thing I should..
Excuse me for one second.
Of course.
Well, that was wonderful, good time was had by all, I'm pooped.
Yes, I should be, GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING TH- to be continued
Steamed Hams Is the best art piece ever done.
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