July 24

National slap your little or big brother day!

Brother : what day is it?
Me: July 24 you know what that means

Me: slaps the crap out of him.

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July 13

Typically handsome they are extremely kind and generous . They are thought to become very successful. They are in favour of capitalism and are not very religious.

Person : woah they are good looking .
Another person : they must be born in July 13 th

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4 July

an amazing person is born 4 July, you should keep him/her they are worth the time :)

Made my $$$#1340 yw Sean 4 July

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July 12

International Stabbing Day: The day to stab and be stabbed by! In memory of Julius Caesar, all stabbers can get away with stabbings for free, and stabbees are entitled to buy one get one free! Celebrate stab day today by tagging who you want to stab and be stabbed by.

Oh shit, it's July 12! Better wear some armour in case I get stabbed.

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July 8th

The best bitches were born on this day, you can fuck around and hoe around all you like. Do you know why, because they fucking can cause she a (July 8th) 🥵

Damn, you got a July 8th
She a bad bitch

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July 14

If you are born on this day you have the power of FLORIDA MAN he is the best in the LANDS not a TIN CAN , Not SANS from WILDBRANDS.

Dang that area 51 raid had alot of July 14 Ers

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July 6

The baddest bitch was born and a puss ah hoe could neva 💕😽.

On july 6 the baddest was born

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