One who blows on fire or "firewood" in order to make it bigger
Gosh Corbin, quit kissing the log you log kisser!
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A fresh poo, still piping hot from the delivery canal.
"I heard your cat died. Man, that really sucks the hot log."
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The act of flushing someone else's poop down the toilet before being able to poop yourself.
Hey man, did you flush? I'm getting tired of always log-swapping your turd of the day.
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logging off randomly without anyone knowing, while your in the middle of something
so like dude we are going to run this way and your going to run that way ok
during your going to ( ALT+F4 )
oh that fucker ninja logged
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n. Mysterious woman who leaves a gigantic unflushable turd in the ladies' loo. Usually encountered in the workplace, sparking endless speculation about the identity of the Log Lady. No male equivalent, thanks to David Lynch, and the fact that men have such godawful personal hygiene that this is a pretty regular happening in the male crapper.
"The Log Lady struck again! Who d'you reckon it is?"
"That fat bird from the 4th floor!! She must have a tail-pipe six inches wide!"
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A hand job on a well-endowed guy
Broads enjoy flogging the log!
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The beaded turds that hurt to push out and remind you of something you found in your Mom's dresser once
I ripped a lincoln log recently and it almost tore up my butthole!
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