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When a gentleman performs oral stimulation on a young lady.
"Damn, I have a hair stuck in my teeth!"
"Why?"
"I was visiting the Little Mermaid last night."
A movie with many plot hole, a high edit bugdget, and other confusing things, its almost like the people who directed it were high off of crack
p1: have you ever heard of scales: mermaids are real ?
p2: oh yeah,the movie where the main character is a derranged murder
p1: and a mermaid
A sex act. When you put a live fish up a girls ass and the guys ass until only the tail fin shows. Then you fuck.
My brother and his girlfriend took my betas and committed the double dirty mermaid.
"oh em gee my girlfriend's a mermaid!! that's right!! she can't swim tho.
A girls hair when she first wakes up and has no product in it. It is usually wavy and untamed. Girls usually proceed to add masses of chemicals and straighten the shit out of it.
Girl: I just woke up and my hair looks like shit!
Girl 2: No it's beautiful! It's princess-mermaid hair!
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A girl with vagina lips that hang down, or a girl that sleeps with a lot of guys and has developed droopy vagina lips from sleeping around so much. The hanging V resembles the split in a mermaids tail.
Jen? Oh that bitch probably has some sick floppy mermaid lips
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When you bust a load in a thot's mouth and she kisses you, exchanging the fluids into your mouth. Shit's trifflin'
I was at the park with some girl named Ariel and she gave me a mermaid kiss
Hey i was at that party last night, some bitch gave me a mermaid kiss
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