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Padding for the Pounding

Girl with a big butt (ass, donkadonk, booty, etc), which acts as a nice cushion when having sex doggy-style.

"I'm a fan of big butts."
"Yeah, I like a girl with more padding for the pounding."

by LooshaReeyour April 11, 2010

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Dog Pound

1. An unruly group of individuals (guys) who collaboratively form a brotherhood through much disruptive behavior, manly adventures and hang outs, and getting laid far to rarely. Members of the group will often bark like dogs and scare of females unintentionally and intimidate other guys that fit the "Chad" stereotype. This group does not usually concern themselves with complying with the latest fashions or rules. In fact, this behavior is encouraged. The diet of these individuals consists of large amounts of fast food, meat, microwaveable items, and cheap alcohol. Despite their unhealthy choices, they maintain higher than average muscle mass though lifting heavy logs, kegs, and snowmobiles; along with the frequent wrestling matches with other members and participation in mountain sports. The occasional fist fights and engaging in sexual intercourse with overweight mountain sluts are other sources of these members' great power.

2. An area that is occupied by the previously described members. This place is quite uncleanly and polluted with smells of garbage, farts, bad breath, and smoke. This atmosphere deters unwanted house guests and is pleasing to their associates. This area may move or have satellite locations such as a rugged cabin in the woods.

Bric Shithouse is the epitome of a dog pound member. He is frequently seen driving his pick-up truck while chewing tobacco. If you see a rough looking guy barking and wearing a cutoff exposing his "Ride Pow" tattoo and addresses you by saying "hey brother," it is most likely him. He is likely to be found at Powerstop, Mt. Crested Butte, or playing Xbox at the Dog Pound. He is very tenacious and will not back down from larger men, women, or beasts. He charms girls with his "award winning smile" and "majestic hair" and keeps his condoms in a GI Joe lunchbox.

by theamericanduff October 12, 2013

60๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


pounding the pud

to be or to masturbate

I was so bored last night I ended up pounging the pud and going to sleep.

by Charlie Thomas October 17, 2004

44๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pound Sign

The pound sign will appear as # in Latin script and indicates that what follows is should be read as a number in some series.

May also be referred to as a hash especially in computing circles or outside of North America or number sign.

Referring to a pound sign as a hashtag will probably, rightly or wrongly (but probably rightly) give cause for adults to think you are a child.

To access your bank account, please press the pound sign, followed by your PIN number.

by Stormin'Norman June 15, 2013

30๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Frat Pounds

Weight put on upon joining a fraternity. Usually due to excessive beer and late night food binges.

John "Bro, Colin really put on some weight last semester."
Kevin "Na, those are just some frat pounds, don't worry about it."

by christian frat November 16, 2007

24๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


pound town

The act of having sex aggressively with female.

Man my dick was sore this morning I took that bitch to pound town last night.

by heyhayhey March 18, 2010

309๐Ÿ‘ 125๐Ÿ‘Ž


pounding the porpoise

To jerk off. To masturbate. To stroke one's own cock (usually with much vigor).

Damn, my cock is sore! Since Sara shot me down, I've been pounding the porpoise to an old Hustler. I really need to get me some for-real nookie!

by Blenderhead1991 September 7, 2010

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