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Derived from the term “Raging Boner”. The “Raging Richard” describes a specific sequence of events leading to a visible boner ‘raging’ underneath a male individual’s shorts. The ‘Richard’ in question will likely achieve legendary status among his peers for successfully completing this sequence.
Steps to performing a Raging Richard:
1. A particularly eager female (also known as a ‘ratchet’) must be present for social interaction. She must also have a boyfriend/significant other present in the environment.
2. The female must be courted by the ‘Richard’ and accompanied to an area where seating is possible.
3. After seating, at any point during this interaction, the female must proceed to stand up and walk away.
4. Immediately, the male must firmly smack the female’s ass and state in a seductive voice: “hop on”.
5. The female must now straddle the ‘Richard’, and vigorously "dry hump" him.
6. Concurrent with the straddling, the significant other of the ratchet must be in the vicinity, and stare intently. The significant other must not intervene.
7. The male must now reach a state of having a raging boner. He must also be wearing shorts thin enough that the occurring ‘rager’ will lift the fabric and become visible to the public (to “pitch a tent”).
8. Once these events have all been completed, one will be known to have performed a “Raging Richard”.
Yooo that chick was so fine. Her boyfriend was totally staring at Kyle’s Raging Richard!
A very tall, moody actor, best known for his role as Thorin Oakenshield in the Hobbit. Has dreamy blue eyes and a big heart.
Richard Armitage;
Person who meets Richard: wow... I would totally climb that tree.
A bastard with no dick and is gay. He touches girl boobs and touches people dicks and pussy
Richard is so gay
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The act among male friends of pressing a boner into another man's ass crack either for pleasure or as a joke.
Last night Ringo did a devious richard on hamlet, hamlet was so surprised he fell down.
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Richard is a Stupid dumb White boy, you will never want to be near Richard, Richard will lie to you, Richard will destroy you and break your heart, Everyone hates Richard, Do not get involved with Richard you will truly die.
Why are you crying? Was it Richard again
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He’s very rude , he twerks and will not hesitate to drag a bitch so watch out
*twerk song plays* Richard twerks from a distance
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The male counterpart of a Karen, in which they want to speak to the manager and will always choose chaos over peace and quiet.
What the fUcK Richard?!
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