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A person who spends too much time on social networking sites. (Note that although the word contains facebook, it really extends to any networking site (MySpace, Twitter, MSN, etc.)); Someone who must continuously check and re-check their accounts to see if a change has occured, or if a friend updates anything; this will get to a point where they schedule their day around their networking site; if they reach this final stage, kill them swiftly and with no hesitation. If we do not respond to this growing appocalypse, we will be overrun by Facebook Zombies. Nothing will stop them. They know no fear.
Kimo: Doo doo doo, hey Phiz, come check this ou-
Phiz: Can't, can't, can't! Hmm... 2:30! I gotta check my wall! I posted a humourous status half an hour ago! What if someone commented on it?
Kimo: Jesus, Phiz. You... you're a Facebook Zombie now... sorry, mate...
*gunshot*
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The detached mental state that Asian students acquire during a rigorous finals week that often includes limited senses.
"Look at all of the Asian zombies. They're just shuffling their feet and running into things. Must be finals week."
What you become when you have sat on the toilet so long that your leg falls asleep, causing you to drag your leg behind you until it wakes up.
Don't eat that burrito, man. I had one and it turned me into a Toilet Zombie.
Inconsiderate asshole drivers on the interstate who do not pull over for emergency vehicles
"Did you see that?" "That zombie chariot almost got ran over by the ambulance."
Pizza that has been heated, frozen, and then reheated.
"Why are you eating zombie pizza when cold pizza is so much better?"
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To preform any sexual practice on somebody until they are just laying there completely imobile, but still alive.
Anna is so going to zombie fuck her boyfriend tonight.
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Infamous German dictator Adolf Hitler is back from the dead! Well, not really, he's kind of undead. Zombie Hitler may lead the anticipated zombie apocalypse. It is not yet known. What is know is that he has a Facebook page and is currently trying to gather supporters. Whether his intention is to de-brain us all or not is yet to be determined. Some speculate he has merely returned to de-brain Hermann Fegelein, who has also returned from the dead. Whether Fegelein is also a zombie or simply a time traveller is a topic open for debate.
Zombie Hitler's fb page is waaaay cool man!
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