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Pronounced "eye-diot"
A fool who mindlessly buys and uses Apple products without knowing why they chose them. The real reason could be that they are:
1.) Vain - want to look 'cool' without regard to functionality
2.) Insecure - need a 'premium' product to feel good about themselves
3.) Technically inept - never really mastered the PC or any other tech device so they just gave up and bought the watered down Apple-toy
4.) A Hippie or Hipster (enough said!)
5.) Really loves to type 2-3 words per minute with lots of typos!
Man - "It's ironic they have a 'Genius Bar' at the Apple Store"
Woman - "Why"?
Man - "Because everyone there is an iDiot!"
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Idiot is a very rude and unpleasant slang that is used unfortunately by many adolescents and adults over the world. The scientific definition of this word that is highly condemned by me means the state in which an individual is 'stupid' or in other words, a 'dumb-arse'. I understand entirely that this definition is not the most convenient to understand, so I have generously made a much more understandable and simplified definition for what the word 'idiot' means: me. :)
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something zach always says to get by
idiot
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zach can u get by another way by chance?
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Obnoxious and stupid iPhone user
Did you hear that guy on the train typing into his iPhone, he's was so slow it was excruciating.
I know, turn those sounds off... what an iDiot
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Idiot is another word for cunt, dumbo, stupid-person, fool, asshole, nincompoop and just basically, it's an insult.
If someone is being an 'idiot', they are being dumb, stupid and a pain in the ass. Don't be afraid to tell them that they are. They're probably too dumb to even notice.
Person 1: "Can you please help me? These boxes are too heavy for only me to carry"
Person 2: "No, lazyass"
Person 1: "You idiot."
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A term belonging to a classification system no longer in use for the reason that it is now considered offensive in modern society, alluding to the stage from one to three in which the child is typically unable to learn connected speech, guard against common dangers, and experiences gratification from probing of the anal region.
Boy: Ghaa.
Mother: My little idiot.
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(n.) Someone that is reading this definition at this exact moment
You are an idiot for looking up the word "idiot"
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