Absolute CRINGE

People who use "weary" " "sobbing" "pensive" "flushing" who think they are funny, but it's so fucking annoying, and no one wants to hear it.

Ophelia: I just killed someone :flushed:

Everyone: Please SHUT THE FUCK UP, ur being Absolute CRINGE

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absolute dolt

The antonym of dolt.

Dude my girlfriend is an absolute dolt

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absolute anal

The scientifically proven deepest point of anal penetration. The anal sex equivalent of absolute zero.

Did you check the matchups this week? My boys went absolute anal on Brian's squad.

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absolute age

The actual age of an object.

The absolute age of this rock is 3,232 year.

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absolutely barbaric

When someone does something in a way that the world has deemed just completely wrong

"Billy puts milk before his cereal? Absolutely barbaric!"

"Thomas put the toilet paper faced down? Absolutely barbaric!"

"Memeful banned the hotdog-girl gif? Absolutely barbaric"

"Sarah used the 9gag comment section to get compliments to improve her self-esteem? Not absolutely barbaric. Absolutely going to happen."

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Absolute Unit

A person weighing 660 lbs or more. A unit is half absolute so it is 330 lbs at this point. You can call a unit a Half Absolute if you choose.

Holy fuck look at that guy, he's the size of a small car!

Yeah that man is an absolute unit.

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absolute cuteness

paige

paige ann luke = absolute cuteness

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