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That's their response? "Ummm OOPS" 🤷 ♂️
Hym "How many accidental bombings have there been? Literally only that one? And the Israelis HAVEN'T been working with ANYONE to get aid into Gaza because IF THE HAD... Aid would be getting into Gaza. So that isn't true. It's not a 'warzone' because how many Israeli soliders have been killed? Is it 0? Does that mean all it would take to ensure that aid truck are safe is you the Israelis to not blow them up? Like... The aid truck is HERE... So just don't bomb there. Really. It's deranged. Your fans are literal retards if they believe that THAT was an accident."
When two or more bros are in a testosterone-fueled activity, much like accidental anal, and unintentionally end up having an extremely satisfying and fulfilling workout.
Bro, you got some mad accidental gains from that dutch rudder you gave me yesterday.
When you slip into the wrong hole because it's to big
We were fucking doggy style and I was a little and hit her with the accidental duck.
Basically if you say an idea, and a nearby parent/ teacher hears it.
Kade: Hell yeah, the teacher forgot about this homework!
Teacher: What a great idea Kade! Every one turn in your homework.
Kade: FML, accidental idea.
I don't think I should have to say this but... You know I'm not going to be super stoked about a bunch of accidental cults running around and harvesting souls in my name right? Right? Because that would constitute charlatanry and if it isn't ABUNDANTLY CLEAR... I'm against that.
Hym "Hey, and don't go blaming me for accidental cults. Alright? We all know how I feel about charlatanry from watching Lucifer... The show were Lucifer hates sin and that's why he punishes them and is a Sherlock Holmes-esque police consultant show... Which is a thing I wrote about... Entirely coincidental I'm sure... The timelines match up.... Just saying.... But yeah, don't let me be the God of your charlatan religion... Not a great way to die... Not going to be a great thing to wake up to after you die..."
One who's personality lends itself to being bullish or blunt without considering the feelings of others. Initially, this type of person has no idea that others see him/her as a jerk due to obliviousness.
I really thought I was just providing my coworker pertinent information, but then I thought about the way I said it. I'm pretty sure I was an accidental jerk.
When you don't mean anything but people snort, wheeze and guffaw when you say it.
*Raining outside, you come inside*
"I am so wet now."
People laugh
"Ok, I did not mean it that way (The Accidental Horny-ness is REAL)"