Squad affect

The act of disliking a person/thing just because your squad doesn't...

"My friends don't like you so I don't"... Squad affect

The Baldwin Affect

When a person clears a firearm, be it real or prop, and pulls the trigger later, firing off a round. This is known as The Baldwin Affect.

Many believe that the ghost of Alexander Rae Baldwin Sr. Is to blame. Some say he follows Alec everywhere attwmpting to load unloaded guns that Alec is going to handle. Reports have shown that the ghost of Alec's grandfather is very angry with him for being gay. Which is perfectly fine, you know.

While it is not necessary for a fatality to occur during The Baldwin Affect. It is encouraged.

Person 1: "I don't know how that gun could have gone off! It's got to be the gun!"

Person 2: "Or a ghost! Did your papaw know you were gay before he died?"

Person 1: "what does that have to do with anything?!"

Person 2: "I think you just got rizzed by tmThe Baldwin Affect, my dude."

Person 1: "WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT CALL 911 TRACY'S FKN DYIN, MAN!!!"

harambe affect

not caring about someone or something unless it's gone or dead

you can tell the harambe affect took place when David Bowie died

justin affect

the affect in which a person consumes a little to average amount and alcohol but gets blizted and yaks crazy and basically become a blair

"fuck this kid drank 3 fireballs and got the justin affect"

"oh no it's the justin affect get him his keys "

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