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When an unexpected blow job is offered imediately for the 2nd time. Must be stated in a deep voice and loud!
"Tom do you want me to suck it again? Oh yes....Do it again! "
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When there are zero excuses why the the number π ought to be limited to the circle or to geometry only, when the mathematical constant has popped up time and again in the least unexpected places in other branches of mathematics—when students ought to be exposed to pi’s presence beyond the math classroom, particularly in popular culture.
Be it in art, fashion, philosophy, or religion, math educators shouldn’t deprive students of pi’s ubiquitous presence outside mathematics—they need to make pi sexy again.
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Achieving a shameful orgasm with a direct family member.
Trump desperately wants to bang his own daughter so that he can make america great again.
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a commercial.
with an old man.
and a sock.
and skittles.
old people.
that get hit with socks <3
HIT ME AGAIN TUBESOCK LETS GO!!!
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Standard phrase used by people of indian/pakistani descent when you leave their dairy queen/convenience store/days inn/dunkin donuts/taxi.
Welcome to the Quickie Mart. Would you care to try a purple slurpee?
No.
...
Thank you, come again.
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To assault a peaceful protestor for coming to a political rally.
This guy doesn't belong here, I think he's from Black Lives Matter. Time to Make America Great Again and knock the crap out of him. Trump says he'll pay for my legal defense!
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Donald Trumps campaign slogan that gives the false idea that fascism and racism will make America better.
Make America Great Again by not voting for Trump
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