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When you shit in a condom and freeze it. Then use it as a dildo.
She's nasty bro she asked me give her the ole Alaskan pipeline.
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The act of finding a solid floor(tile, cement, etc.) and proceeding to get into a crabwalk like stance and taking a shit on the floor and rubbing it around(in a circular motion like Spongebob bringing it around town) with your buttocks.
“Dude, did you see what Paul did at the party yesterday”.
“No, what’d he do”.
“This dude dropped his fucking pants and did The Alaskan Crabwalk”.
When ones partner positions themselves on all fours, and the other partner smears cocaine on an enflamed hemorrhoid until it numbs. After losing total feeling in the sphincter nugget, the partner proceeds to bite down on the snow coated bulge until it explodes in his/her mouth.
I went to 18th street and asked a hooker how much would an Alaskan Volcano cost. After explaining what it was, the hooker said about tree fiddy.
Put small pieces of poop on a piece of floss, freeze it, then use them as anal beads.
Do you have an alaskan beads in the freezer?
Nailing someones balls or breasts to the ice and walk across their back
I gave that bitch an alaskan jesus
When one puts there nose in the crack of an ass and vibrates the vagina with there lips, making a motorboat noise.
"Damn, I wish I could Alaskan Motorboat like that guy."
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When a woman in Alaska thrashes about the bed having multiple orgasms prompted by her Rotating G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator. Always involves loud moaning, or perhaps a biting of a pillow if the kids are home and not asleep. It feels as though the earth moves uncontrollably.
Karen keeps bragging about her newly discovered love for Alaskan earthquakes. She says the Earth moves for about thirty seconds, followed by lots of intense aftershocks.
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