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The alpha male is an act that is performed by males usually in their teens and twenties who act tough, are loud, and have to be the center of attention or they feel insecure. When a man is successful and in his thirties he no longer acts this way because he has grown up and realized that the entire alpha male act is phony. When was the last time you saw a rich, successful man try to pick a fight??? Never. The only guys that do this are the losers that go to bars to take their anger out because they are angry inside for going nowhere in life.
35yr old alpha male at the bar,"I'm bald, fat, I make 7 dollars an hour and I work a job I hate...what are you looking at? Do you want to fight? I need to kick someones ass today because my boss ripped me an new asshole for burning the fries at McDonalds and I need to take it out on someone."
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A large and generally overwhelming attack meant to disable or destroy an opponent quickly. Generally speaking it is the result of an overuse of large and powerful weaponry with a long refire in order to minimize penalties associated with said weapon systems.
Originally the term was used in the game Mechwarrior, but it has since migrated to become common usage in other mediums and genres.
The alpha strike capability on that thing is very powerful!
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afterschool but worst
you gotta stay for a long amount of time
but worst of all you get assigned homework
Kid1: Man i gotta go to this shitty afterschool
Kid2: o that sucks ass
Kid1: na its an alpha afterschool
Kid2: good fucking luck
This is the upper echelon of gingerism. Masters of depersonalisation, dehumanisation and focus. The entry level ginger normally achieves this state between the ages of 25-30. Once all the happiness, sadness, euthoria, negativity and general emotions of all those exposed to the ginger have been absorbed. The entry level ginger then achieves alpha ginger.
Impervious to opinion, slander and general negative behaviour. Their only weakness is the sun, if you wish to find one in peak alpha ginger state, look to the shadows. Rarely seen in groups as their patience for the slow minded non-gingers is notoriously short.
wow! Didn’t expect that, must be an alpha ginger. It didn’t even react!
An alpha asshole is the biggest asshole of all. The one who is undeniably the biggest baddest douche around
“Did you see Dallin last night at the party?”
“Yeah! He was being a complete alpha asshole!”
A male variation of a superiority complex in the form of an obsession with their supposed dominance hierarchy ranking, resulting in them being annoying, selfish, materialistic and egotistical, and generally acting like a stereotypical alpha male. It also goes under the names Alpha male complex and Sigma complex.
Examples of this behavior would include: Buying expensive cars or materials despite not really having the money, immense and annoying amounts of flexing, an abnormal obsession with hitting on women or staring at them, combing or getting haircuts typically associated with an "Alpha male".
(Take note that these people typically don't have that much money or success, but are under the belief that they are at the apex of human kind.)
Guy: Oh wow, Jaden you sure have an Alpha complex don't you?
Jaden: What's wrong stupid bitch? Can't fuck as many women as me? HAHA beta cuck, go play some Fortnite and suck dick as I go drive in my 500k Shelby Mustang as I fuck your old high school crush and knock a baby in her.
Guy: But... You don't have that mu-
Jaden: SHUT IT BETA BITCH!
Kids who were born between 2013-2025.
Kid 1: Have you watched a skibbidi toilet?
Kid 2: Yeet Yeet Yeet Dab Dab Dab
Kid 3: Did you know that we are a gen alpha
Kid 4: Lol if you love like
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