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synonym for awesome, better than everyone else
I'm an American.
I am better than you at life.
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An American is a person from America and for all you haters out there I know America is not the perfect country but YOU KNOW WHAT NEITHER IS YOURS! I realize that many Americans are and some of them are stupid but just to let you know we are taught the metric system, many believe the metric system is better, and we don't have just one culture we have hundreds. Also many people fled from several other countries because of the prejudice and racism. Also I don't know a single inbred person and inbreeding does not just happen in the U.S.A it happens every where. Another thing is that the United States is the heart of western civilization and one of the most developed countries that go to war to help other countries that put US in millions of dollars into debt and we still except many people into our borders. The U.S.A is one of the most diverse countries in the world.
For those of you who don't hate Americans I think that the people who hate Americans should learn from you.
WRONG: All Americans are fat idiots who are inbred and shoot people randomly.
RIGHT: Not all Americans are fat idiots who are inbred and they don't randomly shoot people.
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One who lives in the United States of America, obeying the law, following community standards and ethics, paying taxes, speaking the language, exhibiting national pride, and following the ideals of the founding fathers: self-reliance, ingenuity, duty, responsibility, and RESPECT.
Domingo is an American: he makes an active effort to obey the laws of the land, pays his taxes instead of living on handouts, speaks English, and treats people with respect. He celebrates his Latin culture, but he's proud to be an American, and calls himself an American, not "hispanic-american", "multi-cultural", nor "mexican". Some day, Domingo is going to run for governor of California, and I'll vote for him.
Umbobo is from Nigeria, and although he lives in the United States, he lives under the assumed name "John Bobo", steals money from people, and considers America his personal toilet. He operates with impunity because he knows the law can't catch him, and they will just deport him if they do catch him, and he can just come back and shit on everyone some more. Umbobo is NOT an American, he is a piece of shit.
Jose is an undocumented migrant worker. Jose finds it easier and easier to skirt the law, and eventually outright break the law to suit his needs. Although there is a legal process for living and working in the United States, Jose chooses to do whatever benefits him the most instead. Jose sends his kids to public school and gets free healthcare at the county facility, but does not pay taxes. Jose engages in identityh theft by using someone else's Social Security Number to obtain employment illegally, and in some cases, he uses their personal information to sign up for bank accounts and credit cards. Why not help himself? He feels that since he lives here, he deserves it! 15 of Jose's closest relatives live with him in a 2 bedroom house, parking vehicles on the lawn and trashing out the neighborhood. Jose's kids have been brought up to disregard the law, and are arrested on a regular basis. Since Jose's oldest kids are also illegal, they just get released instead of incarcerated, because the cops don't want to fill out the extra paperwork, and the legal process to incarcerate illegals is too convoluted to follow. Jose knows that this is because his government, the mexican government, is closely involved in forming US policy regarding mexican illegals. Jose's kids are growing up to be competent and dangerous rapists, thieves, and murderers. Jose takes pride in his mexican heritage, and prominently displays a mexican flag in the back window of his truck. Jose feels that it's COMPLETELY UNJUST for him to be expected to put forth an effort or pay for services he receives. Although Jose LIVES in America, he is not an American. Jose is a parasite.
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Someone from America who knows nothing and calls football soccer and thinks the whole of ireland is under british rule and they are fat. When an American is a tiny bit irish they think they are full irish and make decisions for irish people instead of real irish people. They think they are cool and smart some are but there is only 3 levels of Americans the fat and dumb the ok and ok and the skinny and smart (mizzyfrog). They call the baseball World Cup the World Cup when only 16 countries play in it
"Hey bro who is that fat slob over there?"
"Oh don't worry it's only an American."
"Oh phew."
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AMER'ICAN, adjective Pertaining to America.
AMER'ICAN, noun A native of America; The aboriginal people of the American continent, only the copper-colored races and black colored races, Also redboned and red races resembling black and copper-colored races. Not white races, so-called white people of and European, Caucasian race, nor there descendants.
The copper colored races of the American continent are the hiers of the whole American continent and surrounding Islands.
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An American is a extremely obese man.
Hey look! Its an American!
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A person who eats corndogs and rides eagles.
Me: "Yo, you're an American?"
The Eagle behind the stranger: "CAW CAAAWW"
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