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At the end of a long stressful day at work you gather a handful of willing colleagues and set off for the woods. You gather some honey and delicious treats as it shall be a long journey. You then locate a bee hive and have your colleagues gently slather the honey in and around your anal cavity. You will then proceed to smash the beehive and have your colleagues seductively insert the bees into the anus. To finish the process you will proceed to "throw that ass in a circle" and let the bees thrive on your ass honey. When the bees are finished thriving on their treats, you will begin to smack your asscheeks together to eliminate the finicky pests.
Me and jeff got anal honeycombed yesterday!!
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That unseen act happening in the stall next to you, characterized by mysterious and horrible sounds and smells, groans and gasps, maybe even cursing or weeping, and usually accompanied by plopping and splashing of water, multiple toilet flushes and sighs.
I swear the dude in the stall next to me just committed anal suicide; it's like all his innards fell out through his ass and he flushed them down the toilet. The smell almost killed me.
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The art of deadly flatulence. Well maybe not deadly but certainly bad enough to make the victim pray for death.
Jarrod cleared the room with his unique mix of anal kung.
Jarrod was a true master of the anal kung technique.
Benny a true anal kung warrior was able to attack his opponents across a well ventilated space with ease.
Perry tried to impress his mates with his anal kung style, but unfortunately the only impression he made was to the seat of his underpants.
The repulsive liquid that looks like sheets of paper but is actually partially solid feces in the toilet when you have diarrhea and it floats on top of the water and smells like dead mice
You should see the anal sputum that came out of me
Through active or passive approval, a partner indicates that further advances toward anal intercourse will not be met with resistance. Active greenlight may come in the form of a verbal agreement that anal sex will ensue such as a vocalized "yes" or, in the case that the receiving party is mute, a nodding of the head. Passive greenlight is more commonly observed and relies of the absence of resistance to anal overtures rather than affirmative verbal confirmation.
After successfully placing two fingers in her anus, Robert knew he had the anal greenlight when Lacey did not protest.
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Why in the hell would a man wear anal floss in the first place?
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When a sexual partner either wants an apology or wants to extract information from their man and clenches their penis in their anus as if they are trying to pinch a steal loaf until the "clenched" surrenders the information.
Jamie- "I swear, it was just us guys here last night babe!"
Kim- "I smell that sweet hot stank in the air! Who was she?! Your going in the anal vice until you tell me that twats name!
Jamie- "Nooooooooooo............. ;) "
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