after school app

One shady ass app with fucked up automated posts and even worse actual posts

"Did you see the one that said he wanted to fuck Sarah's eyeballs out?"
"Yeah that was the after school app that posted that"
"What about the one that said they wanted to kill Brianna, stuff her into a dog and fuck the dog to death?"
"Oh yeah that was Mike"

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Half App

It is a app that you have downloaded and don't play, but you don't delete it because you think you will play it eventually.

"Yo dude, You still play Clash of Clans"
"Na dude, It is a Half App for me"

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Tiya app

The app where your ears will bleed to death, get mad, and the app where 12 year olds talk about ROBLOX and also get their first girlfriend if not. Then Roblox will.

Hey I got this Tiya app and man... I be getting hoes.

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Do you App ?

A question that is asking the listener whether or not they actively participates in building mobile applications on smartphones.

Q: Do you app ?

A: Yes - I built a flashlight app for my iphone

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Cracked Screen App

When you crack your iPhone screen for some reason, but you just keep using it since it still works. It is free to get this app but if you want to get rid of it, you need to pay around $70 to get it fixed.

TT: How was the party last night?
AK: I got hella drunk last night and I blacked out. I noticed I got the Cracked Screen App on my iPhone when I woke up this morning.

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You can't app that

When something is too cool, unusual, infrequent, or indescribable - "You can't app that".

Courtesy of the Apple iPhone ads. "<Are you trying to do something?>. There's an app for that".

"Wow, did you see what he just did?"
"Yeah, You can't app that shit".

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People on this app are not Alright

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

People on this app are not Alright

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